So I peed on myself yesterday. Yep, I tickled a stream all over myself. How, why, who, you ask?
Well, although I'm normally pretty good at aiming down into the bowl on this particular day I was taken by surprise by something of the winged persuasion.
I sat down to potty and was in midstream when all of the sudden something flew down the back of my shirt and I freaked out thinking it was a gross disgusting spider. I stood up to run and peed all over myself.
Apparently, my bladder doesn't have the the fight or flight response to danger.
2 comments:
OMG that is the funniest thing I have heard for ages.... thank you - I needed a good laugh right now!
OMG that is hysterical! Love the photo too!! LOL
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