1. That you should always test the paint out on your walls before you buy 3 gallons of it.
2. Freezing fresh strawberries does NOT mean they will be the same when you thaw them.
3. Diet Dr. Pepper should be added to the daily nutrition list.
4. Never pull a toy gun out of your purse and lay it down on the counter while standing at the teller window inside the bank looking for your checkbook and drivers license. You will probably be okay if it has the orange on the tip but if not your screwed.
Of these 4 things, I am absolutely sure.
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I am sure that you CRACK my ass up!!!
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